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Potions and Witches (Merula Snyde x reader)

Requested: Yes! By the lovely @witchyheaven ! Thank you for the request.

Summary: You were never the best at potions, luckily, a caring girlfriend makes it all better.

Warnings: Puke?? Uber short too.

A/N: Aish, I’m taking so long I’m sorry! I’m so busy with moving rn.

I felt miserable, lying in a bed, a puke bucket next to me. My throat and body was dry, sweltering hot. We were making a simple potion, that’s all! Curiosity overcame me, so I sipped up the drink, and here I am. Merula walked in, sighing.

“Still sick I see?” She remarked, Madam Pomfrey comforting someone else. I only nodded, as she helped me drink some water. She put a cool rag on my forehead, as she sat next to me silently. “So…Do you feel any better?” She said awkwardly.

“Not really.” I gruffed, my voice rough. It was hard to talk. She frowned, messing with my fingers, my hands interlocked with her’s. “I feel and prolly look super gross, and I can barely speak.” I whined, as she only chuckled. 

“You look fine love, and I don’t care if you can’t speak. I think you’re great either way.” She reassured, as I sighed.

“What did I ever do to deserve you?” I murmured quietly, taking another sip of water as she held my head. 

“Defeat me in a duel, obviously.” She scoffed, rolling her eyes playfully. I felt something in the back of my throat all of a sudden, she held my hair up, as I started retching into the tin bucket. I coughed.

“Sorry.” I wiped my mouth with a napkin she gave me, and took another sip of water. She looked at me fondly, before shaking her head.

“No, you don’t need to apologize to me.” She smiled, as I gave a weak one back at her. We stayed in silence, as she spoke up.

“Oh! And of course, I brought you a potion that Madam Pomfrey said would assist in healing faster.” Merula brought a small glass bottle out of her bag. “Open your mouth.” She ordered. I complied, sticking my tongue out as she dropped some of the liquid.

I gagged, almost throwing up. “Ew! What was that?!” I freaked out, sticking my tongue out, chugging water. Merula laughed at my sudden reaction.

“Calm down.” She shushed me, as I shook my head. 

“Did you just poison me!?” I exclaimed quietly.

“Maybe.” She smirked, but I knew she was kidding. This is normal in our relationship. 

“I wouldn’t be surprised if you did.” I chuckled, her laughing, as the bell rung loudly. 

“That’s the bell, I have to go.” I nodded, as she held both of my hands.

“Don’t worry love, I’ll be back in a bit.” She kissed my nose quickly, as I smiled. “Bye!” I waved at her, as she walked off. In my hands, I saw a note slipped in. 

“You were complaining about missing class right? Well, your welcome. -The best witch at Hogwarts, other than you of course. <3″ I groaned. Of course Merula would take my complains a little too literal. I could’ve died darn it! But I chuckled, remembering her humor.

“Oh.” I said softly. Welp, let’s see what happens to Ismelda.


extended~

Ismelda walked, and felt something heavy in her book bag.

“Next time, don’t try to kill my girlfriend against my orders. And wash your hair. -M.” Ismelda rolled her eyes, as she opened a shampoo bottles. What crawled out? Dozens and dozens of ants. She dropped it immediately, glaring angrily. 

And I? I watched holding Merula’s hand in the crowd forming, both of us smirking. Merula kissed my forehead.

“Your welcome Y/N.”

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3rachans

Important Warning Please Read and Share

dearnonacepeople

So Scientology has recently been purchasing ad spots on social media sites including Twitter and Facebook. Scientology has always worked hard to recruit young people it seems like they’re investing in social media as well now. I know most people think Scientology is a joke but it’s a seriously dangerous cult which uses fear, extortion, violence, vandalism and various other unethical actions against those who oppose them both inside and outside the church. Here is key information on the abuses committed by Scientology: 

•Scientology uses a form of pseudo-therapy called auditing which focuses largely on embarrassing and traumatic memories. Scientology collects the information you share and uses that information to threaten you if you oppose the church. They also charge huge amounts of money for auditing sessions (which is why they really are doing all this).

 •They are extremely anti-psychology and psychiatry and pressure you against taking any antidepressants, anti-anxiety medication or any other drugs for mental health.

 •They believe homosexuality can be “cured” and are blatantly homophobic. •Enemies of the church are labeled “suppressive persons” and it is forbidden to communicate with such people. This isn’t just to limit the negative press they receive but also is a manipulative tool. If you are in the cult and decide to leave or criticize the church you stand the risk of being completely cut off from your friends and family. “Suppressive Persons” are often also harassed, stalked, or threatened. 

•If you’re new to Scientology and your family or friends are worried about you being in a cult you’re instructed to cut them out of your life, increasing your reliance on the support system (though there’s nothing supportive about it) the church give to you. 

•Scientology’s doctrine includes the concept of “Fair Game”. This basically says that those who are judged a threat to the Church can be punished and harassed by any and all means possible.

 •Because of this, they have no moral qualms about having their members lie in court which they use to defend themselves from lawsuits or charges that they’ve broken the law and also to help win lawsuits against their enemies. •They essentially spied on and stole information from the IRS and tried to frame the mayor of Clearwater Florida for a hit and run. 

•Scientology filed 50 different lawsuits in one year against the Cult Awareness Network, an anti-cult organization. Using false testimony they won one of the suits and because the organization couldn’t pay the fine Scientology took the organizations name and logo so if you were calling to get out of Scientology you’d be unknowingly telling Scientology of your intentions. (For full transparency my mom was a member of the Cult Awareness Network before it was taken over and was sued individually by the Church of Scientology) 

•Scientology has an official branch known as the Sea Org, a mixture between a paramilitary group and slavery, comprised of their most dedicated members including many children/teens who’ve been raised in Scientology. This is where some of the most rampant and terrifying abuse in Scientology occurs. 

•Sea Org members often work over 100 hours a week for Scientology for around 2$ per hour.

 •Sea Org member’s living conditions are terrible; they live in overcrowded communal rooms with up to 12 other people, are not given healthcare unless there is a free clinic in the area, often are forced to miss meals or sleep in order to successfully completed their work. 

•Several former Sea Org members have accused the church of physical abuse. •Sea Org members may not have children and women who have become pregnant have reportedly been forced/coerced by their higher-ups to have abortions. 

•Leaving Sea Org without permission automatically makes you a suppressive person, so young adults who’ve been raised in Scientology who want to leave are cut off from everyone they’ve ever known with no money or job and getting permission to leave can require 3 years of hard labor, social isolation, and group pressure.

arashi-of-ota

thie above is 100% true. one of my friends has scientology and other cults as a special interest. there are hundreds of pages of documentation of their abuse that you can publicly read about.

it’s one of the scariest “religions” you’ll ever meet if not THE scariest because it was PURPOSELY created to make money. unlike most cults that do have some seed of genuine belief however twisted and off base the founders are, scientology was never a belief system - it was a get rich quick scheme for a terrible hack author who saw that there was more money to be made in manipulating people into a cult and then not letting them leave. higher and higher levels of scientology, which you have to take to be truly “clear” aka free of evil spirits, will cost you thousands and even millions of dollars. they will literally hook you into a billion year contract and then pursue you for any money you “owe” them, thousands of “back fees” for their religious training, if you try to leave.

oh and it has literally driven people to suicide as part of its goal to keep “suppressive persons” from spreading information. someone even made a fucking song about its abuses.

stay the fuck away from anything marked scientology or dianetics. narconon (NOT the same as narcotics anonymous, the 12 step program) is also their thing. never even step FOOT into one of their free dianetics “auditing sessions” because they will use it to manipulate you into joining. they are incredibly persistent and will use every trick in the book to get you on board.

scientology: not even once.

kelincihutan

Off the top of my head, a non-exhaustive list of “Brand Names” used by Scientology:

  • Narconon
  • Dianetics
  • Associate of Better Living and Education (ABLE)
  • Criminon
  • Applied Scholastics
  • Delphi Schools
  • The Way to Happiness Foundation
  • Author Service Inc.
  • Bridge Publications Inc.
  • Golden Era Productions
  • New Era Publications
  • Citizens Commission on Human Rights
  • The National Commission on Law Enforcement and Social Justice

Do not join any of the organizations.  Do not work with them.  Do not use their materials.  Do not give them your money.  Do not sign any documents.

simonalkenmayer

^^^^

I can add nothing to this post except to say that this is true. I’ve crossed paths with these people several times. It’s a fascinating and terrible psychological control.

ifreakinglovemarshmallows

Took notes on Scientology from a public speaker and regrettably this is very true, based on the research done afterwards. But I think the obvious tell is the fact that the speaker began by explaining for 20 minutes straight about how “Scientology is not evil. It’s not a cult. People are just wrong and stupid.” Anyway if you have to preface your speech with a multitude of reasons why people shouldn’t think your belief system is god awful, then you may have a problem.

ohsweetcrepes

I fucking heard a commerical for them on a fairly popular radio station and am absolute appalled 

youngnoblewoman

I’ve heard them, too, and they’ve set up their own TV channel as well.

Particular PSA for the Tumblr crowd as I know there’s a lot of creators on here: They’re also behind the “Writers of the Future” and “Illustrators of the Future” contests, which are run by “Author Services Inc” and “Galaxy Press” so beware of those if you’re looking to submit anything to contests

featheredclaw

Fyi scientology is considered a cult in France since 1995 and as a “dangerous cult” since 2006

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hwanviian
labambinafantasma

If you’re European, in a couple of weeks you will be denied any and all access to fandom contents on Tumblr and everywhere else on the internet. Here’s why.

On June, 20th the JURI of European Parliament approved of the articles 11 and 13 of the new Copyright Law. These articles are also known as the “Link Tax” and the “Censorship Machines” articles.

Articles 13 in particular forces every internet platform to filter all the contents we upload online, ending once and for all the fandom culture. Which means you won’t be able to upload any type of fandom works like fan arts, fan fictions, gif sets from your favourite films and series, edits, because it’s all copyrighted material. And you won’t also be able to share, enjoy or download other’s contents, because the use of links will be completely restricted.

But not everything’s lost yet. There’s another round of voting scheduled for the early days of July.


What you can do now to save our internet, is to share these informations with all of your family members and friends, and to ask to your MEP (the members of the European Parliament from your country) to vote NO at the next round, to vote against articles 11 and 13.

Here you can find more news and all the details to contact your MEP:

https://saveyourinternet.eu

Also, sign and share this petition:

https://www.change.org/p/european-parliament-stop-the-censorship-machinery-save-the-internet?recruiter=50668942&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=psf_combo_share_initial

We have just a couple of weeks to stop this complete madness, don’t let them dictating the way we enjoy our internet.

#SaveYourInternet now!

theconqueeror

It’s funny how y'all will reblog any and all US things but when whole Europe might lose access to internet then everything is quiet.

hwanviian

Guys please! If you’d like to continue seeing content from me then please sign this!

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existensial-trashcan
incorrecthogwartsmysteryquotes

MC: alright, you’re clearly not listening to me. I can say whatever I want.

Chester: tell me about it.

MC: I murdered Merula yesterday.

Chester: I feel you.

MC: now that I have the taste for blood, I can’t stop killing.

Chester: been there.

hogwartsmysteryimagines

MC: I lost 20 house points.


Chester: YOU DID WHAT?!

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